Some people dream about their teeth falling out. Others about falling from a large cliff. Still others, dream of racial equality. Me? I dream about running a marathon inside of a shopping mall. I’m not sure that I can do any grand Washington DC speeches with that one. I honestly don’t dream a ton
Early this week, or maybe last week, or was it the week …. You know what it isn’t important when, but RECENTLY the beer mile world record was recently CRUSHED with a total time of 4:57. If you’re not familiar with the beer mile, let me describe how AMAZING this is. You must drink a 5% alcohol beer before each lap of the mile. So, 4 beers, 4 laps, NO PUKING. (Seriously, it is in the rules.) So, what that meant was that James Nielsen not only ran a 4:20 mile, but he also drank 4 beers in around 37 seconds. I’ve peed for longer than 37 seconds. If you think about it, that meant that he ran a 2:10ish 800 with three foamy beers in his belly and ran a 65 second 400 with four foamy beers in him. GOOD GOD. Check the full story here or just watch the video with narration from his wife:
SUCCESS! I am finally considering my “initial” house todo list complete! Finally!!! It took a lot of work and even more late nights, but I feel like I can finally just “live” in the new house. Now all that I need to do is get some more decorations for my son’s room, get a new dining room table, reseed the front lawn, maybe lay down some bricks on the side of the house, paint the garage floor….. son.of.a.bitch….
My house has balls
Resolution check in
Bwhahahahaha. No, just… No. I thought about doing some push ups last week, that counts, right?
As if having a 3.5 year old at home wasn’t stressful enough, I’ve been wading through the educational process trying to figure out what preschool to send him. Public, private, open enroll,
Playing with trains is SERIOUS business
Finally, it is Friday. That means, funny foto. Happy Friday!