Of course, my Groundhog Day isn't nearly as fun as Bill Murray's. Where as he basically got to do whatever he wanted with few consequences, I'm hacking like a smoker and blowing like a crack whore. (My nose. Because of all of the crack snorting? What did you think I meant?)
This means that I haven't ran since new years day. However, I am going to break my own rule and run even though I have a cough. Do as I say, not as I do. Seriously. I can't wait any longer to get started on my Boston Marathon training. But, I am going to do a few things to try to avoid getting sick in the future:
- More sleep. 6 hours isn't enough. Period
- Less doornob licking. In fact, less nob licking all together
- No touching of my face. I've developed a habit of touching my face when I'm in deep thought. Websites say that is bad.
- 25% reduction in walking around my house naked. It can't be totally sanitary, right?
So, that is my plan. I'll keep you posted if it works!
This week's funny foto friday is a bit of a hodge podge. Enjoy!
This also goes for road runners and those damn sidewalks that are pushed up from tree roots!
Uhhh, I can't think that this is good for the chain, right?
Finally cats. Cats on the internet are always funny. Right? Happy Friday!
Finally, in addition to the normal hilarity, I'm going to try to start including a picture of my son each Friday. You know, because what are blogs for if not talking about poop and posting pictures of your kids? Honestly, that is the entire reason I have a blog (the pooping).
When dad isn't feeling 100%, that means my son gets some (50% water) apple juice from Sonic. We're still learning that you don't have to tip the cup upside down with a straw. Happy Friday!