Friday, October 5, 2012

Funny Foto Friday: Drunk Texts

I have a confession. I'm pulling a bit of internet trickery on you, my blog reader. I'm actually a 50 year old pot bellied guy.  You see, normally I sit down, write a blog post, and hit "publish".  This time however I put a bit more thought into it and am scheduling this one to post while I'm in St George. Magic!  But, uh...that means I'm not at home.  So, this is when I mention my place is protected by guard dogs, razor wire, and pictures of me in the nude. Haven't been broken into yet!

This week's funny foto Friday is something that everyone loves to make fun of, but everyone has likely done at one time or another.  Drunk texting.

I have to admit that I very very rarely drunk text.  I've found that drunk tweeting to 3000 or so of my closest friends is much more effective than only one person getting in on my hilarity!  That is of course because, like most guys, when I drink I get hilarious and everyone else gets deaf.

Anyway, the website SmartPhowned.com collected a few HILARIOUS drunk texts that were user submitted. They might not be all real, but I like to pretend they are. Happy Friday!


That could TECHNICALLY be possible.... I suppose...

OH dear. That is "awk".

I like to pretend I'm a surfer dude turtle when I'm in the pool.

TOTALLY doing this someday (giving someone a paper plate)

Better than calling someone Dumbledore I suppose

Sadly, this IS pretty good. 
Almost makes up for being so drunk that your GF had to change your shirt.

LOL!!!!

Now, that is an easy mistake! I mean, he could have been.... oh right, drunk.

Happy Friday!

7 comments:

LifeisaRun said...

These never disappoint! Hilarious!

Shannon @I Survived and Now I Run said...

LOL, Oh my gosh...that is so funny! But seriously, you have nude pictures of yourself in your house to scare off burglars...that made me laugh even more...

The Banter said...

The saddest part about this post is that I've done most of those things while sober (Except the Hagrid thing, I'm adding to my list).

Running In Boise said...

I don't think the BF would let me run around the house with his cats in a pillow case, but I'm gonna try it.

pensive pumpkin said...

I'm totally calling bikers Hagrid now. bwhahahahaha!

Have fun at your race!

concretencoffee.com said...

Oh, so people don't sing to their fish when they're sober?? Huh...

Steve Will said...

Lol.. at least we have the latest trends. That is the pillow pet. :D anyway... why other people really wanted to be humiliated by others when they are drunk where is they can use it to be a successful individual. Yes you heard it right. you can be successful after those embarrassing moments. This book is about how DUI’s will BLAST your LIFE into the STRATOSPHERE – today. It was on getadui.com