Friday, July 13, 2012

Funny Foto Friday: 50 Shades of Grey

Really quick Funny Foto Friday today because I'm trying to wrap up a few things at work and get to the weekend.  Calgon take me away!

Ok, look. I’m going to tell you a secret. Come in close, because I’m going to whisper.  Turns out, there is a super popular book about bondage.  BONDAGE!!  Like, sex bondage!  And do you know who is reading it!?  HOUSEWIVES!?  Oh. My. God.  As if leather wasn’t expensive enough already....

Anyway, if you can’t make jokes about that, then you need your funny bone examined.  (Get it? Bone? Bondage? Hilarious!) So, here are a few funnies poking fun at the book. Happy Friday!

If I owned a bookstore, I would look for opportunities to do stuff like this ALL the time

Is that woman wearing a fur coat in bed?

Magic Mike is about strippers.  This shit is funny, people.

Ha ha, books are dumb.

Please, those Fabio books existed a loooong time ago

Bonus!!  A puppy!


Jennʻs Adventureʻs said...

That first picture had me rolling with laughter! TGIF:)

Janell said...

Despite the flack this book is getting, I sincerely hope it opens up the market for erotic fiction. I've epublished a book called "Anything For Georgetown And Other Stories" on It is a collection of four stories that focus on the fetishes of spanking and tickling. The title story is about a teenage girl at a Catholic school. She's a bit of a bully, and a princess. She has wealthy parents, she's gorgeous, and to earn even more money, she hosts strip shows for the boys at her school. She is dying to get into Georgetown, and the new guidance counselor at her school is freaked out by her behavior. He is also an alumni of Georgetown. He promises to get her into her dream college if she gives up the strip shows, her slutty behavior, and quits bothering other students, AND agrees to be punished "his way." Which is lots of spanking and tickling. I posted excerpts on and they've received nearly 20,000 views. When I uploaded the first part of "Anything For Georgetown" when the story went live, it was being viewed at the rate of once per minute. One comment said: "Sensational! A well-crafted story, beautifully written." My fiction isn't the "he shot his hot love juice on her huge jugs" type of writing. And unlike "50 Shades" this is NOT fan fiction. This is totally made up, from my imagination. You can try out 20 percent of my book at It's also available at Barnes and You can get it now on Smashwords for only $2.50 through the end of July. Also available here:

Christina said...

-I find it funny that no one (except the spanking and tickling fetish fiend) has commented. There are crickets that went along with this post but I'm sure everyone read it.
-The second comment obviously isn't one your normal readers but she is good at marketing or at least copy/pasting.
-I'm sure it's not just housewives reading the book. Co-workers and working women are reading it too.
-The book isn't well written (yet it's a best seller) but I suppose the magazines men buy "for the articles" are works of literary genius.

Kathy said...

it has been almost a year since i read a book in english and only because I was stuck in a hospital for 3 weeks. I am completely clueless about this. I guess it is a popular book?

eXXposed said...

50 Shades is to bondage as Troll II is to vegetarianism.

Jason said...

Are those cards just the best? Karen posted one on Facebook yesterday that I still can't stop laughing at.

I got 99 chores and I ain't did one.

- Lay Z


Chris said...

Never read 50 Shades, so I'm loving the husky pic! I've seen it before and think it's hilarious!