Friday, March 9, 2012

Funny Foto Friday: Randomness

It seems like this Friday I have a lot of random funny pictures with no rhyme or reason, so I thought that I would start out with a few random things I’ve been thinking about lately:

I sort of got “outted” at work yesterday about how many pairs of running shoes I have.  Seven in active rotation.  SEVEN.  In fact, that is almost twice as many “other” shoes.

It bothers me when people say “she should eat a cheeseburger” with regard to female athletes.  Odds are, she does eat cheeseburgers. In fact, probably eats way more than you.

I don’t know what it is about babies being messy that is cute, but it is. See?

I’m running a 5K tomorrow.  There will be Nuns running in full habit garb (it’s a Catholic charity run). I swear, if I get beat by a nun in a flowing black robe, I’m going to have to go to church twice for the obscenities I scream. Although, I’m hoping to come in around 18:20ish. So if someone in full on nun garb can do that, maybe they ARE a deity.

For that matter, I’m actually a little worried about saying swear words as I grunt towards the finish. I RARELY swear with any real swear words (Read: F word) but by god when I cross the finish line after an all out 5K, and someone asks how it went, I’m bound to say “That f*cking hurt

Sometimes when I look at pictures of myself I think: “Ugh, I should eat a cheeseburger”.   Happy Friday!

It seems like this kind of dad would name their kid "Moosie"

I don't have a pet problem, I just love animals!

I'm the free fall which means I'm FUN!  Seems to make sense.  
Does it make sense for everyone else??


Jason said...

I start as the soldier and finish as the starfish.

When I was a kid I played a lot of street hockey. The Priest opened up the gym for us a few times. He would always leave and then come back about an hour or two later to close up.

Well one day he came back at the same time I was getting slashed across the wrists. I tossed the stick down the gym and cursed so loud and immediately walked into confession.

TriMOEngr said...

I'm close to the freefall except that I tuck my arms under my body. Guess I'm just sort of fun.

Brian said...

I've never lost to a nun, that I know of, but my 10th grade civics teacher resoundingly beat me in two 5Ks at my old HS. I guess I got "Civic'd"?

JojaJogger said...

There is a nun named Sister Mary Beth who runs ultras in her moisture wicking habit!

Jamoosh said...

I am cheering for the nuns tomorrow!

pensive pumpkin said...

fetal yearner. which doesn't sound like me, at all.

please take photos of running nuns. me wants to see that shiz.

Missy said...

This whole post was awesome!! I laughed out loud!
Thanks for the laughs.

Half-Crazed Runner said...

My goal is usually to not be beat by the dad's pushing the baby strollers. Good luck beating those nuns! I heard they don't make it a "habit" to run in full garb!

Laura is Undeterrable said...

I was talking to a salesman at roadrunner sports once and he was telling me that sometimes he runs the small local 5ks dressed in the shoe dog mascot costume. But he's too competitive, so he doesn't jog it so he runs 16 or 17 minute 5ks dressed as a freaking dog. I told him if he ever passed me in that costume I would trip him. He said he would have been behind me in the first place. Touche.

Char said...

Please, please, please could you have someone follow you with a video camera on your 5k?? I want, no, NEED to see a nun running in full habit in a race and I'd love to see her chick a few blokes.

Beth (i run like a girl) said...

So... Nuns on the run?
Did they beat you? Or did you kick some butt out there? (Why do I feel vaguely criminal for asking if you kicked butt in a race that nuns were running? I mean, it's just a figure of speech!)

Katia Pozzan said...

How beautiful is that baby!