Friday, January 20, 2012

Funny Foto Friday: Body Hair Art


I've made mention on a number of occasions that I don't have a lot of body hair.  In fact, I had a guy convinced in college that I shaved my arms.  (Who did he think I was!?  A triathlete?)  I'm sort of like the little Taco Bell Chiwawa with random tufts of hair to remind everyone that I am indeed still male.  (Of course, that hair is normally in the form of a uni-brow that would make Bert and Ernie jealous.)

That isn't the case for everyone.  In fact, it seems that there are two subsets of the population that are blessed in the body hair department - middle aged dudes and college guys.  I recently ran across a website, http://www.barbershopconnect.com/, that not only shows men in all of their wooly mammoth splendor, but also shows off their "creative talents". Happy Friday!


His handlebar mustache goes ALL the way down....and around his nipples?

Ok, THIS is just creepy.  Devotion? Blasphemy?

The only way it could be more patriotic would be if he was wearing flag underwear

I don't even know what this is supposed to be - he just looks freaking cool

Who needs argyle? 

?????

Transformer: By day, college student.  But, by night..... sex panther.

YES YES YES!!  I seriously want to do this..... if I could

Obligatory dorm room in the background

I'm not sure what is more gross....  the fact that is this BACK hair 
or the fact that you can tell he has a hairy hairy ass.

Finally, if this doesn't say creepy, then you need to do more google image searches.  Happy Friday!

21 comments:

Kelly Benton said...

I'm pretty sure it's the bat symbol :)

Laura is Undeterrable said...

Last year my husband and I went to a nascar race for the first time. We kept looking for a "3" shaved in back hair, but no luck.

FYI, anxiously waiting for your thoughts on the Austrian ski plastic underwear scandal.

gene @boutdrz said...

whew. i can FINALLY breathe a sigh of relief. for a minute there, i thought maybe MY picture would show up.
whew.
we are ALL lucky that it didn't....

Ali Mc said...

these are so funny!!!!! and some of them are truly disgusting. yuck

that last guy is kinda creepy

Razz said...

threw up in my mouth. not gonna lie.

Nobel4Lit said...

Ha ha... I really love the Superman symbol. =P

Shannon (IronTexasMommy) said...

Umm... yeah... What Razz said!!! Ewww

Jen said...

omg - you never disappoint.

Chicken said...

These are amazing(ly gross)! Thanks for the website...just another way to make my Friday go by even faster...and funnier!

Morgan said...

WHY!?!?!? WHY!?!?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Also, I tagged you for a blog meme thing, you don't have to do it, no one else is but it would be funny if you did. :)

Al's CL Reviews said...

Thank you for the laugh!

Viper said...

Yeah, that's totally the bat symbol. Also, thanks for the nightmare fuel. Cheers!

Zaneta said...

first off... kinda gross lol...
second... i think the guy with the vest is supposed to be the batman symbol lol...
thanks for sharing ;)

pensive pumpkin said...

Oh god, is that last one the guy who also poses in a speedo with his gun collection? *looking for acid to throw in her eyes*

track coach and adorable wife said...

Thanks, I will be completely creeped out the rest of the day!

Missy said...

Awww my eyes are burning.
Disturbing on so many levels.

TriMOEngr said...

My husband is fair and minimally hairy like you. He only needs to shave (his face) about once a week (usually for church). He has started getting a little hair on his back that he asks me to shave off when I shave his head about every 4-6 weeks, but it is light enough that no one can really see it anyway. I could not have stood to marry one of those guys that looks like they need to remove their sweater at the beach. Ewww!!!

Andrea said...

Dude. Urp.

Dina @ DinaRuns said...

Wow, I just threw up in my mouth a little. I hope there are not men who thinks this helps them get laid because it would be a deal killer for me.

Char said...

Hilarious!

XLMIC said...

Thx for the awesome new grooming ideas for my husband :)