Friday, December 9, 2011

Funny Foto Friday: Food Funny & Video Bonus!

Every time I go to the grocery store, I know people are judging me for what I have in my cart.  They have to be right?  I'm sure as hell judging the other people in the store. "Oh, hot pockets and beer huh? Did your mom give you money or did take it from your Star Wars piggy bank?"  For those of us who don't want to appear like we're stocking up for a frat party, some simple rearrangement can make you look as fit as you feel.

I'm going to include it, but I still can't figure out what is funny about this.  Throw some protein powder in one of these bad boys and they really ARE meals in a bottle!

Cripes!  At 18% alcohol, they might as well call it "black out in a bottle"

Finally a friend of mine, Colin, is a wicked awesome artist.  So wicked awesome he does it for his job!  In his spare time, he not only blogs at Resurrected Runner but he also puts together running based parody songs (think: Werid Al Yankovik with less hair) and videos.  Here are a few of my favorites.  More can be found on his Youtube page www.colinhayescomedy.com

Probably the best video he's put together has been his marathon tips.  Including such gems as:

  • Train in heavy boots (to strengthen your legs)
  • Eat heavy foods the night before the marathon
  • Water consumption = unwanted sweat


Colin thinks that he has solved the minimalist running debate.  Honestly?  I seriously think that he might be on to something.

Colin's alter-ego "Gil" takes a shot at signing Holiday songs:


Finally, I've had this song in my head for the last. . . . 2 months non stopped and I had to share.  My wife said that it is totally a song I would like.  I'm not sure if she said that because of my propensity for pelvic thrusts (on the hour, every hour) or the fact that I like to see guys in thongs.  The world may never know.  Happy Friday!


17 comments:

Alisa said...

It took me awhile to really figure out what's so funny with the second picture. Then I realized that normal people don't drink a bottle of wine themselves and call it a serving of fruit. Whoops.

Scallywag said...

Haha. Your friend is hilarious- I linked the marathon tips vid to my entire running club so he may yet have the ultimate accolade... Facebook fame.

As for LMFAO... Now all I have is an uncomfortable mental image of you in speedo, dude COME ON. Catchy song mind!

Andrew Opala said...

yes, there is humor here ... (viewed from my cable connection at home)

Ali Mc said...

hey :P love gil and the shopping cart disguise :P lol

Colin Hayes said...

Ali, you can meet Gil's crazy dad (and some other embarrassing characters) here: http://youtu.be/an20DDFcBII

Wym said...

LMFAO just gained even more respect. how can you not thrust your pelvis to that?!

Christy @ My Dirt Road Anthem: A Runner's Blog said...

I just saw the Sexy and I know it video last week and laughed so hard. WTF

That wine sounds pretty intense.

Guillermo said...

Great blog!!!
Greetings from Spain.


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Chad Chisholm said...

My wife made me listen to the LMFAO song for the same reason. She's right; I love it.

Her Name Is Rio said...

I always feel "exposed" when I put my groceries on the belt...Weird.

Kelly said...

When I went to NZ I was given a bottle of Purple Death... actually I was traveling a girlfriend and we were each given one by some locals we stayed with. We decided to open a bottle and check it out... tasted like grape cough syrup.

My son (6) and all his little buddies know ALL the words to Sexy and I Know it... I still feel a bit weird hearing him sing about his passion in his pants.

Jamoosh said...

Oh man, microwave burritos are the best!!!

Jill@Run for the Hills said...

"matured in pigs' bladders"

For realz?

Laura said...

...18%....next party we go to where we don't really want to be..that is coming with us...

Runners Fuel said...

Man, I'm craving some "ready meals" now.

XLMIC said...

I always seem to get 5 cartons of eggs, 2 bags of chocolate chips, a whole mess of produce and several kinds of chips. I know people can't really judge that, but I know it must puzzle the hell out of them :)

Jill said...

My shopping cart looks exactly like that....I put my kids' (really! :)) frozen pizzas on the bottom and hide them with produce! I always wonder what stories the check out people have to share at night when they go home.... "there was this crazy lady who thought she was being so healthy by hiding frozen pizzas. What a moron."