Friday, November 11, 2011

Funny Foto Friday: Toilet Brush & Sex Slave


A few quick updates before the funny….

I about got hit by a car this morning while on my 11 km run for 11.11.11.  I was crossing in a crosswalk while a car was turning right, they were looking left to not get hit by oncoming traffic.  Right when I was crossing in front of the car, they started to go.  I then beat on the hood of their car to get their attention.  I stepped aside and they sped off.  Sooooo, I slammed by hand all the way down the side of their car.  Bastards. I rarely say “real” swear words, but trust me that there were some that were said.  (Don’t worry, I’m fine.)

"Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die." -G.K. Chesterton.  In the United States, today is veterans day.  I am often confused for being a veteran (I think it is the cropped haircut and the fit-body type) and that makes me very proud.  But, I am not – and I always correct whomever asks.  Being a veteran is something you EARN.  Something to be celebrated.  Don't just celebrate today, celebrate year 'round.

Finally, funny foto Friday.  I’ve got a few random ones that I couldn’t put much story around.  But, at the end of the day, it is Friday. . . . . and that is all that matters.  Happy Friday!

Maury Povich is getting VERY specific with his new show requests

This hurts just thinking about it. Hilarious!



12 comments:

Jen said...

Now if you're a kidnapped sex slave who has been forced to use a toilet scrub brush then skip Maury and go right to Jerry.

The Banter said...

What exactly are you supposed to do with the toilet roll?

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MotherRunner said...

Haha - I laughed at that Maury one. Dude - some of them sound like kinky sex ads for Maury himself... pretty sure there's a lot of post-show personal "follow-ups" with these types... "If you're a twenty three year old blonde who's sick of getting teased about your big perfect breasts and who also enjoys some light BDSM, please call..."

Jamoosh said...

Why yes, I was a sex slave. But unfortunately I did not escape. I was dismissed...

Chris K said...

Re: second pic. I get it. Finally. Man, if I only went to Iowa State I would have understood it right away.
Signed,
Depressed Chargers Fan

Fruit Fly said...

The toilet brush photo is hysterical!

I'm glad you hit the car and the car didn't hit you!!

Kathy said...

Unfortunately the first one (where I live) is not the least bit funny. And no, you rarely get out alive, or probably want to. And if you did and talked you'd be worse than dead (yes, possible).

2nd one is funny. But I couldn't laugh cause the 1st one is so horrifically sad.

Rain said...

I HATE when people do that. They look like they are stopping and just keep going! Grrr!! Good for you that you pounded on their car...I usually just hand gesture!

Runners Fuel said...

Whenever I almost get hit by a car (it doesn't happen too often), I usually kick their car and end up denting it. I love doing damage to someone's vehicle when they almost hit me.

BrianFlash said...

Anytime I cross an intersection, I ALWAYS run behind the first car waiting there. They never pay attention to runners and can go at any time!

A said...

I do that to cars ALLLLLL the time! And then the other week, I accidentally did the same thing to someone crossing the sidewalk with with a stroller. Ughhh, I felt like an idiot.

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