- Not be wearing pants
- Will be bathing as little as possible
- Be consuming copious amounts of
pay per view moviesblog reading - Drinking whatever, whenever I want (Does Gin go well with Whiskey? Time will tell!)
- Annnnnnnd, going to bed at 9pm on a Friday night because I have 22 miles to run on Saturday and I am a huge running tool. I'll bet I'll have to put on pants for that too! What a rip off. They WILL be my shorty shorts that my wife doesn't like me to wear. Take THAT!
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh HARD. Happy Friday!
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I've been laughing hysterically about this all afternoon....
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18905119
That just made me laugh really hard, too. I'm still giggling.
Karma is a bitch, no? Lol
WAY more boring than last night's drunk Adam. Boo.
And that's why you don't stab marines.
Sounds like an amazing weekend you have planned.
Do ALL men have a pair of too short shorts they love to wear? My husband's are ridiculous!
"fell off the curb..." right.
So how does Gin go with Whiskey? I am too afraid to try it myself. Do tell...
Yeah, sure, he "slipped and fell"! That's what he gets for being so stupid! Love the Marines.
Mwah hah hah!!! Sounds like a rough fall. HAH!!!!!!
sure those are the injuries he sustained when he 'slipped and fell' after stabbing a marine. ha!
So this means you ran Saturday without pants, hydrated with whiskey and gin, and...
Hope your weekend of debauchery was all you dreamed it could be!
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