- Not be wearing pants
- Will be bathing as little as possible
- Be consuming copious amounts of
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- Drinking whatever, whenever I want (Does Gin go well with Whiskey? Time will tell!)
- Annnnnnnd, going to bed at 9pm on a Friday night because I have 22 miles to run on Saturday and I am a huge running tool. I'll bet I'll have to put on pants for that too! What a rip off. They WILL be my shorty shorts that my wife doesn't like me to wear. Take THAT!
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh HARD. Happy Friday!