RunningLaur, who is training for a 100 mile race (and is therefore certifiably insane), recently sent me a Funny Foto Friday that I couldn’t pass up. For that matter, if anyone else has a funny Foto Friday that they think deserves mention, shoot it my way! While I can’t promise that I’ll post it, if I do I’ll give you all the credit. I might even call you certifiably insane!
Anyway, turns out that an inventor created a “Jogging suit” that not only includes built in controllers, but is powered by your up and down movement!
Per neatorama.com, Rafael Rozenkranz designed a washable jogging suit that has a MP3 player built into it. A kinetic generator powers the player, which is controlled with large buttons on the chest. Best of all, the skintight suit will look so very attractive on you.
A few things:
- If I see you wearing this, I don’t care if you are running mile repeats at 4:00/mile pace – you are JOGGING
- Really? We needed to make this thing skin tight and look like it was from the movie TRON? REALLY!?
- This dude has a beard, but no man bits. Sort of like an army Ken doll.
- Quite honestly, if someone were to tell me that it had speakers built into the ass, I think that I just might have to buy it. But, then again, I already have a speaker built into my ass – and it only plays one horrible horrible note. Happy Friday!