Horrible inventions get created all the time by major corporations. I assume that there is focus grouping involved. Lots of average people sitting around munching down on bacon flavored fruit snacks saying "yeah, I'd totally buy these!!" Everything sounds good when you're not actually paying money for them. However, throw on some slippers and head to the grocery store for toothpaste and Bud Light and something called French Toast crunch doesn't taste as good as it sounds.
I recently stumbled across an article from the website Buzzfeed. They collected 25 Foods You’ll Never Be Able To Eat Again because they have been discontinued (at least in the United States). Take a look at the website - well worth the read. I remember most of them.......probably because I eat more junk food than a high schooler during an Xbox tournament. Happy Friday!
Really SpongeBob? Balls? And that look on your face isn't creepy at ALL
As if Pepsi (or any pop) wasn't unnatural enough, they had to make this little ditty BRIGHT blue.
Honestly though? It tasted amazing
I think Saturday Night Live parodied this one the best with Crystal Clear Gravy
Eco Cooler. It is like licking a ghost. Or at least the stuff that comes off of his backside.
Ok, these things were just good. BRING THEM BACK!
Call me crazy, but I'm not sure that quenching your thirst without actually drinking anything would be a good idea.....
Finally, the BEST for last. Is it ketchup? Is it playdoh? Nope, it is Heintz purple ketchup.
Oh, this was real - my grandma used to buy it. Gross.