- Just stepping foot into a McDonalds. Never a good idea. Have you SEEN that clown? Not to mention the chicken “nuggets”. Where on its body does a chicken have “nuggets”? All that I know is that I don’t want to eat them.
- Any time someone has ever told me “come on, just stay for one more drink”
- Oh, and of course EVERY SINGLE TIME I’ve ever even answered the question “Does this make me look fat?”. Never answer that question. Trust me guys - just walk away.
Second, there is still time to ask me questions. Since I've been
Finally, since I now have 3 full days being 30, I am finally starting to realize that there are some real advantages. I'm rarely expected to be "hip" or "fashionable" or to "know what is going on in the world". I guess I wasn't any of those to begin with, but I'm glad I now have a good excuse as to WHY. I'm old! Leave me alone to my Jeopardy on TV, eating dinner at 4pm and complaining about how everything is too loud.
Since I'm always willing to share