Lindsay Lohan is in jail and Charlie Sheen is going to be replaced on Two and a Half Men by Ashton Kutcher. Great, there goes half of my blog content. Lady Gaga, I’m going to be looking in your direction to whore/weird it up for me!
Finally, I was thinking the other day that being a baby has to be like being in a dream world. Everything is constantly changing and you have NO way of processing anything. Think about it, the simplest of things essentially are like voodoo to a baby:
- You goto sleep in the car seat at home and in one moment you wake up somewhere totally different. Probably a lot like the first guy who rode in an elevator.
- There is a part of the wall that makes noise and flashes pictures of strange things like explosions, naked people, and South Park (I should probably rethink what I watch when my little guy is around)
- Don’t even get me started about the mystical properties of poop
Come to think of it, being a baby is probably a lot like being a caveman. Everything is happening because of some spirit force that needs to be screamed at in a confused rage. I need to feed my son more Brontosaurus Burgers. Yaba-daba child protective services!