This morning I headed to the track for my last "short" run of the week. It was the same middle school dirt track that I ran my timed mile on (warning, that link is....graphic), however for the first time EVER (not including when my little sister ran with me) someone else was there circling the track! I'm not exactly sure of proper track etiquette, so I made sure to cut him off whenever I lapped him, flexed my quad muscles in his general direction at every opportunity, and might have even tried to trip him Jets assistant coach style as he ran by. Sharing the track is supposed to involve lots of testosterone fueled rage, right?
Anywhoo, I did 8x400 at an average pace of 5:42. Now on to the pictures - and video!
Buddy, we've all been there. Here's to you for owning it like a man. Happy Friday!
And finally, a 100% work safe video that I can nearly promise will make you laugh out loud. An improv comedy look at what we are thinking about when we run marathons. Hilarius. Ian @ Half-Fast.org posted it and I decided that I had to steal it and repost it. It is the American way.
I'm not going to watch the video because you just did 400m repeats at 5:42 pace when you ran a mile time trial in Jan in 5:20. What's up with that? (oops, Dec)
This blog is meant for entertainment purposes only.For that matter, it even does that half-assed.I am happy to provide advice and tips, but have no technical "training" to provide medical or professional advice.So, ask away - I love to help.But, if you get hurt, can’t blame me!!
14 comments:
Don't pants my poop.
Holy shit that was so funny. Mile 17: don't poop your pants and I'll never nurse a baby. Dying laughing. Posting to my FB now.
wait, there are people that enjoy the first 3 miles?
not me
"how did my heart get a knife?"
I LOL'ed @ SFW.
Don't pants my poop don't pants my poop don't pants my poop. Hilarious.
wrong link to Ian's blog.
sorry, let's try that again.
Hey buddy! great blogpost, really love that pic of the old dude holdin it down.
lol, "don't poop myself" - classic.
BTW- the link to Half-fast's blog is bad.
GS
OH my Lord... I might have pantsed my poop laughing at that..thanks!!!
Where do you find this stuff Adam?????Great way to end the week!!
Hhahhaahah loved the video!
Sweeeeet!
Yeah, saw the video. Hilarious!!!!
This is funny..mile 17 the best!!! ha ha
5:42! I did 400s yesterday 10 of them and my pace has to be your WALKING pace.
I'm not going to watch the video because you just did 400m repeats at 5:42 pace when you ran a mile time trial in Jan in 5:20. What's up with that? (oops, Dec)
400m repeats at 5:42. OUTSTANDING again.
Mile 22 - best ever
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