The term “getting chicked” refers to a guy getting beat buy a female. I know that quite a few females who despise the term, but as everyone knows, men have very fragile egos and therefore came up with the term as a way to classify their frustration. Personally, I could care less who beats me – unless they are in my age group – then I’ll trip, bite and pull hair to get ahead.
Here is how my race day went - in pictures. Happy Friday!
The race itself started out pretty good - Rock fist!!
However, if you look close, you'll see the #1 female getting ready to hand me a beat down. Chicked.
But then, something went horribly wrong. Enter, my nemesis. I'm not even sure WHEN the pictures were taken. Mile 3? Mile 10? Who knows. Either way, apparently the little 2 mile/8K/10K runner below was kicking some middle aged white guy ass. Probably while thinking about Justin Bieber or if after the race she was going to have a tea party or hoola-hoop.
Really photographer? You thought I needed THIS many pictures??? Thanks....jerk.
She even had better form than I did. Check out my horrible heel strike. Chris K is cringing at even the sight of me pounding the pavement like this:
Me: Horrible heel strike, grimace, pasty white legs.
Her: Midfoot strike, quick steps, not even phased by my grunting and taunting
If you thought that would be enough embarrassing for one race, ohhh no. There were many many other pictures that showed me either getting beat down or looking like I was trying to pass a corn cob out of my nether regions.
Trying my best to catch up. No luck.
Of course, 90% of this post was in jest. As everyone knows..... I love the ladies. The other 10% that wasn't in jest? I mean COME ON - do I really need that many pictures of me looking like I am racing a little girl?