On the bad side, I’ve got tiny T-Rex sized arms that are only good for twisting off the loosest of beer caps, I go to bed at times that my grandfather would laugh at, and my feet take a beating worse than a stripper with no morals. Oh, and I’ve got a corn on my foot. Super.
Unfortunately, it isn’t the good kind of corn. It is the bad, old man foot kind. I know what you are thinking: ”But Adam! You are a specimen of perfect health!? Michelangelo’s David blushes when he sees your
Corns on your feet are very similar to warts, but fortunately they aren’t the kind that you have to call all of your past lovers and explain that they have to get tested. Score! Unfortunately, they are the kind that you have to take care of. So, after (literally) 4 days of begging, my wife picked up some foot pads at Target and I’ve been wearing them ever sense.
Shame. Note the Fat Tire beer to kill the bad feelings
Doesn’t look like much, but it feels like a thorn poking my foot with each step
Oval shaped padded relief
The pads have a little medicated disk that is basically the same ingredients as wart remover. Here is what it looked like after 4 days of "treatment". You can really see the corn hole (hehe) in this one. Shortly after I took this picture I used a pumus stone to try to scrub it off. Bad move. Now it hurts even more than before!
What are some of the unintended side effects of everyone else's running? It can't all be rainbows and unicorns for everyone, can it?
Although, putting a positive spin on it, I DO get to gross my wife out with pictures of my disgusting feet on my blog. So, that is nice.
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