This year, Target opened at 4:00am. My wife was in line with her family at 2:45am. IN THE MORNING. Crazy. But, I suppose she did get me a TV for the bedroom at a pretty good deal. (The 5:30am wake up call I could have done without.) My wife has done this crazy ritual almost as long as I can remember. Of course, this year there were lots of comments like "wow, how are you going to do this next year with a new baby!?" Her answer has always been to keep the baby home alone with me. **Insert tires screeching noise**
I did a little research and feel that there is no need to keep me home alone with a newborn. These people managed just fine! Happy Black Friday everyone! Stay tuned tomorrow for a Turkey Trot Race report that involves a 6 minute PR.
See, this seems pretty self explanatory....
Baby on top, new sponge bob underwear on the bottom
Hmmm, OK - this guy didn't have a cart so I'll give him a pass on this one
Besides, everyone says kids like playing with boxes (kind of like cats do!)
Well then...obviously this lady did NOT see the instructions above.
But, she is getting the job done - whatever it takes!
I mean, the kid is sleeping, he'll never notice