Friday, September 24, 2010

Funny Foto Friday: Boys vs Girls

Tomorrow I have "Daddy Boot Camp".  From what I understand, this is a survivor style event with contests involving diaper changing and eating various foul tasting ointments.  It all culminates with everyone sitting naked around a campfire singing songs.  At least, that is what I heard.

I'm going to be a great dad.



Happy Friday!!

25 comments:

gene said...

yes, you will be great! boot camp sounds like fun! (tip, don't change boy's diapers with your mouth open).

Luke said...

Don't drinkt he cool aid at the campfire. It won't end well.

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Actually most of the boot camp takes place in a sweat lodge. Afterwards you will be inducted into the Manly Man Club (yes, secret handshake, grave disinternment, the whoe shebang).

Ewa said...

So this is a camp for dads of boys, right? Will you also attend a camp for future dads of girls?

Chad said...

Bone up on your Lord of the Flies quotes. Figure out who is Piggy on the first day, and stay away from him.

RunnuRMark said...

Have fun wearing that baby vest thing. That's a blast. But don't wear it too long or they might think you're masturbating underneath it.

Adrienne said...

Ya, you need boot camp. Take notes and sign up for the follow up course :)

Pam said...

I would be such a fuddy-dud expectant parent. No way could I bring myself to do that kind of stuff. haha I've always told my mom that even if I ever do get pregnant I do NOT want a shower. I've been to a couple and I just couldn't get into all the oooing and aaahing. And the games! OMG, the games... *cringe*

Her Name is Rio said...

LOL.

My son and daughter have such different personalities and behavior , it makes me wonder about the whole nature vs nuture thing.

Have fun at bootcamp!

track coach and adorable wife said...

Ok, so I always wanted girls and ended up with two boys and those are my worst fears! Thanks for letting me know they are now realistic fears!

Amanda - RunToTheFinish said...

you will have a very spoiled little girl, I hope you have a girl

Julie said...

:) Have fun at boot camp and Happy Friday!

ShutUpandRun said...

Oh yeah. My son is about to turn 13. Whenever he takes a shower and I tell him to get out Ken reminds me that you NEVER interrupt a boy taking a shower.

kilax said...

Can't wait to hear about it! You will be a great dad :)

Andrew Opala said...

I thought staying after school was masturbating, and sick on a school day is he wants to masturbate.

Anyway, I guess Chuck Norris is always busy.

Cynthia O'H said...

Daddy Boot Camp? I hope there's nothing squishy in your boot.

Moms kick girls out the door when they want to miss school. Boys stay home.

Anonymous said...

omg, I have 2 teen boys and this is TOTALLY true! :)

Colin Hayes said...

TIP: Get used to crying during "heartwarming" movies. Having children (at least daughters) subtracts a good percentage of testosterone from your body...at least once you're in your 40's.

So I've heard...

Matty B. said...

Boys are fairly one-dimensional aren't they?

Chris K said...

Dude, don't sweat it. When kids are born they come with this awesome instruction manual that guides you through all possible scenarious. And, you wife will not act irrationally AT ALL during the first year. Parenting is a cake walk.

Christina said...

OMG that's hilarious.

Christina said...

I've heard too if boys want more conditioner, it's not for their hair.

Chris K said...

One more thing....can we, as your Followers, name your kid? Maybe everyone suggests a name and then you use random.org to pick the winner.

Spike said...

Is 'bootcamp' code for drinking beer and drunkenly firing off shotguns? Because that would be awesome.

Ulyana said...

all the while girls are the ones masturbating under each one of those scenarios...