Jamoosh is organizing a 13 week, 13 exercise virtual class to get us all sitting up straight, running faster, and crushing walnuts between our abdominal muscles. Since I am always looking for an edge to be faster and fitter (horse steroids), I dove in head first. I've decided to complete the core workout 3x a week - Tues, Thurs, Sunday. Since my workout week starts on Monday, today was a rest day. Starting the training off right.
On The Hard CORE Club blog, Jamoosh posted a few before pictures to show that he is "not a member of the Twilight cast" and does "not (obviously) have a beach body". (His words) To hold myself accountable, I took the same two pictures that he took proving that I too am not a member of the Twilight cast (but am on team Jacob).
Figure A: "Joe Cool"
(Complete with Jamoosh style "smile")
Figure B: Reality - loads of teeth!
But only 2 nipples - and less hair
I assume that, after 13 weeks of CORE SHREDDING workouts, I'll be lean, mean, fast, and more sassy than ever. Anything less will be failure. This is my best artists renditioning of what I expect that I will look like. As you can see, I not only have taken to showing off my newly found ripped abs (and my downward pointing nipples?), I also have a weee bit of an addiction to the "bronzer". Because, half of the battle is looking good.
The final stage, and I am only assuming here, will be to morph into a full on RIPPED umpa lumpa. What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? PUNCHED IN THE FACE AND A WONKA BAR SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT!!!!!!
Guzzle on, friends. And then join the Hard CORE Club!!