Before: Ready to hit the town...or luau
After: Ready to yell at the TV...and eat pudding
Bless her heart, she then threw down the gauntlet and asked if anyone else wanted to look like a “homeless, meth-using hag”. Why yes, yes I do. She promised that there would be discounts at Country Buffett, so I dove in head first. Besides, she always says that I have a baby face and I wanted her to have a more “distinguished” mental view.
Before: Handsome, debonair......modest
After: Member of the frequent Polident club
I must say that I do like how all of the age spots obviously reflect my active lifestyle. I must still be running (and not using enough sun screen). And, don't get me started on those dentures they somehow fitted me with.
ALSO, in what I can only assume was a family bonding experience, they used a different app to make me look....plump. Makes me hungry just looking at it. Before you know it I'll be hanging out in a land fill (or whatever that was) saying "hey hey hey!"