Friday, June 18, 2010

Funny Foto Friday: 60 years in the future

Recently ShutUpandRun posted about her son’s new iPod app, AgingBooth. The app takes a normally suave picture and turns it into something that looks like you got beat upside the head by father time’s cane. Here was her result:

Before: Ready to hit the town...or luau


After: Ready to yell at the TV...and eat pudding


Bless her heart, she then threw down the gauntlet and asked if anyone else wanted to look like a “homeless, meth-using hag”. Why yes, yes I do. She promised that there would be discounts at Country Buffett, so I dove in head first. Besides, she always says that I have a baby face and I wanted her to have a more “distinguished” mental view.

Before: Handsome, debonair......modest


After: Member of the frequent Polident club

I must say that I do like how all of the age spots obviously reflect my active lifestyle. I must still be running (and not using enough sun screen). And, don't get me started on those dentures they somehow fitted me with.

ALSO, in what I can only assume was a family bonding experience, they used a different app to make me look....plump. Makes me hungry just looking at it. Before you know it I'll be hanging out in a land fill (or whatever that was) saying "hey hey hey!"

29 comments:

Lisa said...

oh my gosh! I'm not sure if that's hilarious or absolutely terrifying!

Have a great weekend!

Jill said...

From 90 and still running to 30 and eating 50 chocolate eclaires/day. I love it!! There's no way in heck I'm doing that app...though my kids will swear I already look like the 90 year old. Happy Weekend!!

EricaH said...

Aside from the age spots and what seems to be a serious case of chapped lips you would so be that cute old guy who pinches the pretty med nurses butts at the assisted living facility.

Rad Runner said...

Holy crap.
This post just near made me cry.. You know that cry you bust when you like 4 years old.. and a ballon pops and you dont know if you should laugh cuz its funny or cry because it was really scary? Ya.. That kinda cry..

ShutUpandRun said...

There is so much I love about this post. And not just b/c you talked about me, the old hag.

Polident!! Bahahaha!! That app is genius how it changes your teeth to dentures.

Screaming at the TV or people on your lawn! A great past time.

And yes it was a total bonding experience over here making Adam both plump and a proud member of the AARP.

RunnuRMark said...

Well don't you just make a damn handsome fat man! You need to work on plumping out the rest of your body too, though. I don't see many people walking around with just a fat head!

GeorgiaSnail said...

Ted Danson? Anyone? Come on, you can see it....

Julie said...

OMG, I don't want to flipping know what I will look like when I get older! Seriously,just thinking about it scares the crap out of me:) You have such a baby face and I am sure that you will grow old gracefully! TGIF!!

Jennifer said...

Ha ha! Great post! You aged pretty well actually. But maybe some sunscreen is in your future. Cheers!

inspiREDtorun13 said...

WOW.

inspiREDtorun13 said...

WOW.

Michele said...

Ha!! That is hilarious!

EZEthan said...

you'd make a good jolly fat man

Her Name is Rio said...

They do make an app for everything!!! Ha ha!

Jamoosh said...

Oh yeah - you're gonna be first in line at Luby's...

Running Through Phoenix said...

What??!!? You run your all of your marathons barefoot??

Pam said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Literally to the point of tears.

wendy_kresha@charter.net said...

OMG!!! That's just too funny! We might just have to get that app...

Colin Hayes said...

Where's the app that actually makes me look younger?

Amy said...

You look best when you're fat.

Cynthia O'H said...

Don't you love technology. Now if they could find a faster runner app., we'd be set.

64 CLASSIC said...

Hey--New Blogger Here!! Love the picts especially the "fat" look. Wish I had that phone app!!

Makes me think of Elf Yourself and Jib Jab... cool sites where you can create!!

Love your blog, been reading it for a while but just started mine yesterday. (64 CLASSIC)

Thanks!!

Bringing Pretty Back said...

That is just wild how she did that! Oh my gosh!
Kinda funny in a creepy kinda way~!
Kristin

Chris Korn said...

I never did click on that link from your "crappy" post, but I wonder which picture is most disturbing.

Tricia said...

too funny

Glenn Jones said...

But your smile is still so, err, distinguished when you're 90!

Denise said...

hysterical!

Whitney said...

Holy crap - this is freaking HILARIOUS!!!

Ulyana said...

I think I like the chubby you better ;)