Since I am eyeballs and assholes deep (is that even possible?) in work I'm going to make this one quick. If you are reading this at work why aren't you working make sure you turn on your speakers or put on some headphones.
I hope everyone is doing well, there are a TON of storms in Arizona - it isn't supposed to storm here!?
This guy was a councilman! Your government at work. Stupid vampires.
How about this story from the newspaper I used to work for in Utah. This was my mayor. Government at work.... Not so much funny, just plain ridiculous. How do these people get into office?!
Fortunately for you, I’m into sharing, so you’re going to get the whole story – or the herps. Either way, you’re going to itch after this. My name is Adam and I am a part time blogger, most of the time runner, and full time husband, who travels full time for work all the while having a quarter life crisis. I grew up on a small farm in northwest Iowa. I went to Iowa State for computer science and have been working hard for the money ever since. Somewhere in there, I also got married to my wife (as opposed to getting married to people who are NOT my wife) and moved to Phoenix!
I have a blog where you can keep up to date with all of my exploits: http://www.TheBoringRunner.com/. In fact, I even stole that blurb up there from my blog!
2011: 1/8: Freeze Your Thorns Off 5K - RR (18:32) 2/20: Lost Dutchman 1/2 Marathon - RR (1:29:17) 4/6: Move your PHI’t 5K - RR (Fun Run) 4/17: Pat Tillman 4.2 Mile - RR (Fun Run) 5/1: Oklahoma City Marathon - RR (3:34:25) 5/28: ARR Summer Series 5K #1 RR (44:00) 6/5: Rock and Roll San Diego Half Marathon 6/11: Marathon to Marathon 6/12: Arizona Road Racers Summer Series 5K #2
6/25: Sweat Your Thorns Off 5K 7/4: Arizona Road Racers Summer Series 4 Miler #3 7/16: Arizona Road Racers Summer Series 5K #4 8/14: Arizona Road Racers Summer Series 5K #5 9/11: ARR I did a green run 10K 10/??: Misc Marathon?? 11/5: Rock and Roll Savannah Marathon 11/??: Mi Amigo Turkey Trot 10K
50 States
Progress on my 50 states marathon goal. I'm young, so it is a work in progress
This blog is meant for entertainment purposes only.For that matter, it even does that half-assed.I am happy to provide advice and tips, but have no technical "training" to provide medical or professional advice.So, ask away - I love to help.But, if you get hurt, can’t blame me!!
5 comments:
I would say this guy was kidding, but he looked like "his puss would crack if he ever smiled"
to quote a classic film starring John Cusack. Anyone, anyone... didn't think so.
Anti-vampire landscaping?! What's next, werewolf-proof your lawn?
And he looks pretty serious. Wow.
Hi Adam,
I left you a comment on your previous post...oops. I am so used to clicking comment at the bottom of a blog.
More rain on the way. Stay dry on your run this weekend.
HAHAHAHAHA!
How about this story from the newspaper I used to work for in Utah. This was my mayor. Government at work....
Not so much funny, just plain ridiculous. How do these people get into office?!
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