Monday, November 2, 2009

Happy Halloween

Or, I guess happy belated Halloween.

I loves me some Halloween. Think about it, you get to dress up, girls seem to feel the need to dress up slutty (who am I to argue?), and it involves candy. It is like Christmas - with MORE candy..... and mummies.


This year, in an effort to either kick a man when he is down or beat a dead horse, I decided to dress up as Billy Mays - the Oxy Clean guy!!! Turns out, not only was this a popular costume, but his own family was endorsing a "contest" for the best Billy costume. The prize? I shit you not: a tub of oxy clean, some signed DVDs and some stickers. Unfortunately, no cocaine was included.

My costume didn't turn out QUITE how I wanted it to, but I think that I still pulled it off. The beard was an Abe Lincoln beard, the mustache was Groucho Marx, and the wig was Elvis. Unfortunately, the combination didn't look quite as good as I thought it would. (Who would have thought!?)




My brother in law went as Ron Burgundy. We all agreed that he looked just a little bit more like Ron Jeremy. You be the judge:



A friend of a friend dressed up as one of the guys from Reno 911. NOT ONLY did he grow out a full mustache, but he also shaved his legs. How do you spell dedication? H.i.l.a.r.i.o.u.s.


Finally, another friend of a friend dressed up as Gieco money. Notice how I am not making a comment on the eyes and the likeness to boobs. See how good I was there?

12 comments:

Jamoosh said...

Ron Jeremy...

RunnuRMark said...

Wow...I don't think I would really want to look that much like Lt. Dangle, but well played indeed.
I think if you would have just sprayed your hair black and stuffed your shirt you would have made a pretty great Billy Mays.
Oh, and definitely Ron Jeremy.

BrianFlash said...

Actually those would all be good costumes for running in a 10K. Except for maybe the Geico money - that might be a little awkward...

Ted said...

oh man... this is freaking hilarious.

aron said...

haha one of the mgrs at my work was growing out his beard for weeks to be billy mays for halloween, i heard it was a popular contest this year!

and another geico money! i thought only danica would be crazy enough to tote that thing around :)

The Sean said...

i can only hope Lt. Dangle did not take Ron to the Mountain top... unless there was a decent sized stack of money involved or lots of oxy-clean. Did I get them all??

Michelle said...

You know the title of your blog??

Yeah, it fits here!!!

You must have been mighty bored MR!!!

:O) KIDDING!!!! AWESOME COSTUMES. They were costumes right??

Miss you!! How are you?

Ulyana said...

HAHAHAHA, you look like like Mario from Mario Kart!

Believe said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Mario mixed with able lincoln....ohhhhh my!

sRod said...

I love the Geico money. I hate those commercials, but this costume is awesome (and does look like boobs!).

OhMyLaughter said...

More holidays need to involve dressing up in costumes. Seriously.

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