Pool Time!

So, as much as I bitch about the house stuff, I'll be the first to admit that it is pretty damn sweet. This past weekend, we went swimming for the first time. My wife didn't go because she had a stomach ache, but that sure didn't stop me, or my brother in law / inlaws!

How do you spell PIMP? I think it starts with Barry in the pool, with a bit of Darv thrown in, but most certainly ends with Adam.

WARNING: My pool has a tendency to suck people's heads underwater. Here my brother in law is apparently working to dislodge his head from the bottom suction.

Speaking of pimp, I worked on my seducing skills in my Hugh Hefner style grotto. "Hey baby, I warmed up the rocks just like you warm up my heart"

Of course, I am not one to pass up an opportunity to practice my diving and/or flip turns. Well, that and to show off my hair(less) chest and rippling leg muscles. I keep doing things that everyone says will "put hair on my chest" to no avail. Fail.

Finally, no photo montage would be complete without my brother in law and myself jumping into the pool - like we do everything - together. You can be sure that during the jump we both let out a vigorous "weeeeeee". Unfortunately, I sort of did a crotch-flop (if that is possible) and had to rest a bit afterwards. Well, that and we SOAKED my wife.