There are a lot of milestones in life. Being able to drive, vote, buy beer, get cheaper insurance (25), getting married, etc. The list goes on and on. Late this week I realized that I may have officially crossed another very major milestone. I think that I am going to have to shave every day.
So, to answer the question that I know you have in your mind: Yes. I am a little girl.
Up until this point, I haven’t had to shave but every other day. In fact, on the weekends, Iregularly go every third day. I was able to pull this off because of a combination of having blond hair and just plain ‘ol not having a lot of hair. In fact, I don’t have much hair at all on my arms, I have a no hair on my back (yay), and I have only a bit of hair on my chest (need to do more manly things to ‘earn’ that according to my dad). So, depending on how you look at it, I have been fairly lucky.
That isn’t to say that I don’t have hair in spots. For example, I have crazy bad old man hair on my ears that bugs the shit out of me.
But, my good fortune has run out and I am now a man. I’ll now have to plan on an extra 5 minutes per day to shave off the man fur. This is going to directly reduce the time that I am able to spend with my buddy Al Rocher. Who knows, maybe I’ll accidentally sprout a chest hair now.