Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Missed Connection: The Gym

For any of you that buy anything off of Craig’s List, this will certainly ring true. Craig's has a section where people can post messages to other people who they saw throughout the day. People that they think they shared a secret 'connection' with. I had one of those situations yesterday at the gym.


You, were grunting HARD while doing curls on the curl machine…. Face all red and gruntish, veins ready to pop.
I, was trying not to stare… for the most part, sorta.

I had to go to a different part of the gym because I could not hold in my laughter - so I thought that I had lost you forever.

That is, until I saw you in the locker room, shirt off, flexing your muscles in the huge mirror above the row of sinks. I admire your audacity to not worry about all of the naked guys who practically stopped mid step to shake their heads (among other things that were shaking) at your “awesomeness”. I realize that most of us do this in the mirror at home, but the fact that you could not wait for the drive home proved to me that you are one of a kind… The kind that dies in an electrical fire after your hair jell oozes into your flat iron.

4 comments:

Michelle said...

Face all red and gruntish, veins ready to pop.
I, was trying not to stare… for the most part, sorta.

Dude i am cracking up from that sentence up there!!!

I love this post!!! Your so funny and i love the word gruntish!!!!

Happy Hump Day!!!

Marcy said...

OMFG are you serious?!?! HAHAHAHHAAAAAAA

Also, really about Craigslist?! I'm waayyyy too afraid to go over there LOL. Don't even want to look. I'll stick to ebay hehe.

Steve Stenzel said...

Oh God. "THAT" guy. Can't stand that guy!

Good luck with him!!

Ulyana said...

HAHA, this is freaking hilarious!