Oh, these were all really good questions! I’ve seen about 10 of these things floating around the blogosphere, but finally decided to play along with Kelly. Thanks for sending me the questions! They were doozies.
1. If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
First let’s think about WHY I was on death row….. I would have to think that it would be one of three things. 1. Telling such a good joke that someone dies of laughter. 2. Running so fast that someone stares so long that they get hit by a bus. 3. Being too modest. Seriously though, for the food, definitely something home made. I would prefer to have something made from my grandmother who has passed, but since my wigi board is on the fritz, I’ll have to say brunner. Breakfast for dinner!! Maybe with a side of chocolate chip bars that my wife makes.
2. What is the best city you've visited for work, and why?
Wow, this one is tough. I think at last count I’ve traveled to over 30 cities for work. Just like that mother who just had the octuplets, I love all equally. Just kidding…. Hickory, NC – you will always be my druggie pot head outcast kid. But, if I had to choose, I would have to say NYC. There are just too many things to see, too many places to eat, and too many cars to yell at “Hey, I’m walking here jerk!”.
3. What was the worst date you've ever been on?
You know, I seem to be a serial monogamist, so I don’t have many funny stories here. I jump from one super long relationship to the other. Lame. The closest thing that I have to a worst date was the time I spent over $200 on a dinner that my wife didn’t like. LOL. Totally worth it though – I liked it!
4. What is the most amount of drinks you've had in one night? And what was the result?
Even though it wasn’t the most in quantity, I’m thinking the intent of the question will be answered with: 3 drinks. However, they were big glup cups of screwdrivers mixed progressively stronger to the point of a 2/3 to 1/3 vodka to OJ. I don’t remember anything past 8:00pm. The result was me making a fool of myself in front of my soon to be wife’s family, professing my love for her to her mother (while in a bathtub being sprayed by cold water – thanks Barry), ultimately ending up on Barry’s balcony “sleeping” in a sleeping bag with a pillow wrapped in a garbage bag. *shakes head in shame* However, if you are ever going to get stupid drunk, I recommend doing it with Barry. He takes really good care of you and doesn’t take advantage of the situation at all. Although, I was a little sore ‘down there’ when I woke up…..
5. What is your first memory?
Waking up on the balcony with a pillow wrapped in a garbage bag. Oh, I’ll bet you meant my first childhood memory! I remember spending the night at my grandma’s house when I was 4 while my mom was having my little brother. A lot of my favorite memories are over at my grandma’s house.
To play along:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by sending you five questions. (I get to pick the questions).
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.