After seeing this one below, I honestly know why the banks are in so much trouble. If it isn't $87,000 rugs for their personal offices it is sharing pearls of wisdom like this. And he was a SVP!?
Believe me when I say I've had days like this. I normally refer to them as "Monday".
Finally, with eBay, Overstock.com, and Froogle, you knew something like this was going to happen. What I can't figure out is... Did the guy just not die? How do you NOT need a tombstone? Did he put it on his Christmas list and got two and couldn't return one of them?