I was recently talking to Nick about something that he was going to tell his wife, but was going to wait until she had woken up from her nap. To which I agreed that it was probably a good idea. I then followed that that men should get a manual to the successful operation of women.
Never, under ANY circumstances wake up a sleeping wife. EVER. I don't care if there is a money truck driving by and it is spilling money out the back. NEVER.
Further chapters to follow.