Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Evacuation complete

Based on my experience the following are true. Coffee makes you pee because of caffeine. Beer makes you pee because of alcohol.

As I understand it, caffeine is a stimulant, so it would make sense that it would speed up the flow of things. But why does alcohol have the same affect if it is a sedative? If anything, conventional wisdom should say that beer would make you pee LESS not more.

Overall, I think that I just pee way too much. I wonder if I could get some sort of extra bladder built into part of my body to store extra. That would certainly make for less peeing…..