Dear America, The phrase "You look tired" means "You look like shit today." Everyone knows that. So, stop using it. Next time someone tells me I look tired, I'm going to say "Yeah, well you look..not hungry."
If you require five creams and four sugars, you should probably come to terms with the fact that you don't like coffee.Since i was 12 years old, my dream was to drive a Ferrari. I found a guy who will let me drive his Ferrari, but I can am only allowed to drive it for one day, and I have to pay him $5000 for the privilege. Actually, theres a guy with an even nicer Ferrari for $6000, which I can also drive for one day. I need that one instead. I can't settle for the $5000 one anymore. Doing this would make me so happy. Sure, I may seem like a selfish, money wasting sucker. However, change the word "Ferrari" to "Wedding Dress" and suddenly I'm not the only one.