Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Stupid Oracle

A friend recently sent me a URL to the Starbucks Oracle. Per the website: "The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks."

Try it out for yourself!! Here are a few of my regular drinks and the oracle's responses...

Grande House Blend
Personality type
: Lame
You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Grande House Blend.
Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

Grande Mocha Latte
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Grande Mocha Latte are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

I found these two completely entries to be about 95% true. I am not sure what that says about me or my personality, but I CAN tell you that I could go for a nice steaming cup of house blend right about now. Friggin Oracle.