Thursday, April 10, 2008

Rule - new office episodes

The strike is finally over, and while this may conflict with this post, I am really excited for new eppisodes of The Office to start. So, to celebrate, here is another fun quote from the show:

Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager...even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner....co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim Halpert: Go
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars a year!

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