Thursday, April 3, 2008

I'll bet she could beat me up too

I recently heard a story on CNN about a woman who was attached by a cheetah but was able to fight it off.

She then went to the doctor, was bandaged up, and was back on the job. How much would it suck if you had to work for this woman? You could NEVER call in sick.

Me (in sick voice): Uhh, so, I’m not going to be able to come in today, I’m pretty sick.
Cheetah Woman: Really? Because I remember the time that the cheetah attacked me and I came back in.
Me (no longer in sick voice): I’ll see you in 20 minutes.

I am reminded of the Chris Rock quote when he was talking about Siegfried and Roy when one of them was attacked by one of the tigers. “That tiger ain't go crazy; that tiger went tiger! You know when he was really crazy? When he was riding around on a unicycle with a Hitler helmet on!”
I’m fairly certain I am going to have to give up a man card on this one. I’m really starting to run low.