Wednesday, March 26, 2008

SEVEN pairs!?

For those of you that can’t tell based on my profile picture, I am a guy. Therefore, generally speaking, I dress like a guy. My clothes are two big, I have a pair of brown shores (which need to be replaced), a pair of black shoes, running, etc etc. Total count I believe is somewhere around 10 or 11 pairs tops. My wife however has somewhere between a bo-gillion and way too many shoes.
Normally I wouldn’t even comment on this. Generally speaking, it is her money – she can do what she wants with it. BUT, when packing for our trip to Los Angeles I see the above on our floor. I believe the conversation went something like this:

Adam: What the hell are those?
Tiffany: Shoes
Adam: I can see that, are you sorting them to decide which ones to bring?
Tiffany: Oh no, those are all going.
Adam: WHAT??
Tiffany: Yeah! I need them all for different outfits.
Adam: How long are you planning on staying!? I’m only going to be there for 4 days.
Tiffany: Whatever, you just don’t understand.
Adam: I’m going to take a picture of this and send it to Nick.

Men may be from mars, but women….. are ridiculous.